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Welsh M&M’s

A girl bought a bag of peanut M&Ms from the youth hocking a veritable diabetic nightmare on the B train. I don’t know if she had sympathy for the plight of this particular youth or she just wanted chocolate, either way, a capitalistic transaction took place as one dollar exchanged hands. A pair of white sunglasses dated on the too-large size scale of about 5 to 10 years rested in the position they’d slipped to just a bit lower on the bridge of her nose than they started were just recently rendered inappropriate in their functional capacity as standard time shifted all semblance of daylight and moreover dusk into the nowhere of an hour prior. 

Our particular youth holds his wares in a box showing only minor to middling wear. He’s a loop of “M&Ms, peanut, welshes”. Language conservation seems to be a thing for him. “M&Ms, peanut…” obviously meaning (1) regular M&Ms and (2) peanut M&Ms, both of which are available for purchase. The money he may potentially forego due to any sort of confusion about his inventory pales in comparison to the prospect of repeating redundant adjacent words. “Welshes”: probably the least clear, eventually devolves into Welsh… Like the people. In actuality, this was much less Trainspotting and much more: chewy “fruit” snack. You know, those. Though the description and names part of his sales strategy probably doesn’t really even matter as everything is on display in the box. I mean, i guess unless one is blind. Which is like, a whole other thing all together. We can conclude that our youth has confidence in the visually impaired… That after a lifetime (or maybe less) of depending primarily on non-visual cues, all of the other senses have risen to a level of… Well, at least that which makes his trite, some would say incomplete description, very very clear. You know, so long as you’re not also deaf. He is very confident.

In any event, all train riders remained train riders except this one girl, who also became a consumer.

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